where does he come up with this stuff?

official michael quote of the day:

me: "these were smaller barges. i mean, they weren't trying to sail a frigate up the erie canal."
michael: "frigates. aren't those those grass circle things on the golf course?"
me: "what??"
michael: "oh no, that's a fridge."
me: ...*stare*...*blink*
michael: "ohhh, no, no, no, that's a divot."




the thing is, he's not trying to be a smart-ass.

he just really is that spacy.