u.s. government field trip to d.c.

tour guide: "the statue on the capitol dome is named 'freedom'."
gabriel: "why is freedom an indian with a bird on her head?"

they really are cocky little buggers, aren't they?

"do you want to go to prom with me??"
"no, tyler."
"why not? we're close to the same age."
"not close enough to be even remotely appropriate, tyler."

all my life philosophies come from comic strips

new favorite comic strip quote, courtesy of meredith:

"and what manner of nitwittery is about to plague me on the morrow?!"




this pretty much sums up my entire attitude about my job...and the world in general, really.