too many edwards

just for the record: i'm still alive. i survived the weekend. however, i may not survive my dr. smith midterm tomorrow morning. (at 7:30 A.M.!!!! WHY is he even in his office that early?!?!?) and i would like to make the point that european history would be infinitely easier if british monarchs would expand their name database beyond eight names when christening their sons. so i will update the world, by which i mean my friends who read this and any random people who may be stalking me (hey, it happens - just ask trey), on my life at a yet to be determined point in the future. but for now: death, destruction, and the invention of the printing press.