slightly morbid

today i learned something new:

you can buy caskets at costco. both standard and expediated. also urns, both human and pet. it begs the question: if you do decide to save the $400 by buying a standard shipped casket, does that mean you have to store it in the garage until you die? you could certainly scare the bejeebers out of people at halloween. (on that note, we had some neighbors in california who got really into halloween and used a coffin as a decoration. we always wondered how they explained it to the moving company.)

seriously. not kidding.

there's something wrong when you can buy a coffin, dvd players, fish tanks, and ten pound containers of pretzels all in the same store.




i wonder if you have to buy them in bulk.