On last week's test...
Q: "How did Theodore Roosevelt become president?"
A: "Someone assedated the other president."
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- laura
- a 27 year old with two degrees in history, a fiance, a military commission, and more than her fair share of neuroses. i've figured out what i'm doing with the rest of my life, but getting the government to agree with me is going to be the trick.
1 comment:
"Assedated" sounds like the latest reality dating show.
On another note, here's a Simpsons quote on the subject.
Barney: You know, I heard of a new reality show where they let you live in a home for free!
Carl: Oh yeah, the gimmick is it's a house from 1895 and you gotta do everything like they did back then.
Homer: 1895? Forget it! We'd be too late to save Lincoln and too early to save Kennedy.
Moe: You could save McKinley.
Homer: It's not a time machine, Moe.
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