18 February 2006

why i like my job

Q. "If you were alive in 1812, would you support the Warhawks or the New Englanders? Why?"

8th grade answers:
"The Warhawks, cause England can't just come up and steel people from you."
"The Warhawks, because they had a good, clean, fare reason for war."
"Warhawks, because I would want to have control of Canada."
"Warhawks, because I don't like James Madison."
"New Englanders, because the Warhawks were selfish and greedy."
"The Warhawks, because Britain had been being a Jerk to America."

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