double double, toil and trouble

went to a rock concert last night. saw james bond, a lumberjack, superman, and a giant chicken singing along to queen.

i love halloween.

and we wonder why he's still a bachelor?

danny: "isn't being a groomsman kind of like being a pall bearer?"

new job

i'm working for my dad again. i think this will be good preparation for the navy. i work with all men, i'm surrounded by machinery, everything is covered in a layer of dirt and grease, and belching is a prolific occurrence.

the perfect man

i've figured out who he is.

the looks of henry cavill, the voice of josh turner, the brain of winston churchill, the politics of ronald reagan, and the personality of jim halpert.

now the trick is to find this elusive creature...

i have a problem

me: "i have 90 history books from grad school and college...i need an intervention."
john: "you don't need an intervention. you need a card catalog."

i have seen my future and it is freezing

me: "how cold does it get in newport in the winter?"
dad: "pretty cold. and you'll be stationed out on the Point."
mary: "oooooh. that sounds cold AND windy."

sigh...

did i miss the four horsemen?

this morning i signed my mother up for facebook.

the world as i know it has ceased to exist.