8th grade Fun Fact of the Day

if you ironed out the state of Colorado, it would be bigger than Texas.

things you don't see every day

yesterday at a scottish festival, i saw a guy simultaneously play the bagpipes, smoke a cigarette, and drink a yuengling.

i was impressed.

fact check

so out of morbid curiosity, i actually looked it up.

to be precise, my internal clock thinks i live in hong kong.